- All Hail Me!
Wow, two posts in less than 6 months. Aren't y'all lucky? So, since last I blogged, the VP shot a guy in the face with a shotgun. Not sure exactly who would find that surprising, but whatev. Woulda made a much much better story if it had been Chimpy McAsshat that got "peppered". Hee. But I guess ya can't have everything.
In other news, the foxtrot is satan's way of splitting up happily coupled lesbians. Consider yourself warned. Luckily, the darling girlfriend and I recognized the dark one's plot and promptly boycotted the evil dance. Haha! F U Satan! Swing dancing, however, is huge fun and I suggest everyone learn how. And fo real, its like hella simple.
And now! On to the big big really big huge motherfucking news! Are ya ready?!?!?
I QUIT SMOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, really I did. Did so. Its been like 3 weeks since I had a cigarette. Granted, I am medicated, but still. Go me!! WOOOOOOO!!!! I have been smoking for 20 years. Which is ~2/3 of my life BTW. And if I can do it, me of little will power, anyone can. Get your doc to put you on Wellbutrin (which is the same as zyban, except insurace will usually cover wellbutrin. But not zyban. Cause its much cheaper to pay for a lung transplant later than pay for pills now. or something.) Anyhoo, get your wellbutrin, make up your mind and just do it. And then blog about it, so if ya fuck it up you'll feel like an asshole. Extra inspiration ya know ;o)
So far I don't feel much different. Its getting easier as time goes on, but I still jones a butt in a big way a few times a day. I might have a teensy bit more energy, but nothing terribly life changing. The only thing I've really noticed is that I can smell things alot better now. Like the bullshit the white house spews daily for example. Pheewww!! How do you people stand it?
PS Also since I last blogged, the Steelers won the superbowl. Which I forgot to mention because I have only the foggiest of memories of the superbowl, due to the celebrating that occured. So congrats Steelers! And thanks to darling girlfriend for not only watching the game with me, but also for driving my drunken obnoxious ass home. You da best baby!