- Not Dead Yet!
Hola! I know its been a billion years and I am a bad, bad blogger. Shit happened and I just kinda fell off the face of the earth for a bit but I'm back now! Lucky you!
Lets see, since last I blogged, I became roommateless, did the holiday thing and lost feeling in my left leg. Was all "Ahhhh I'm dyin" for like a month, till they told me its tarsal tunnel syndrome. Which is just like carpal tunnel syndrome. Except in your feet. Who ever heard of such a thing? Apparently they can fix it with a pretty minor operation, but I'm not gonna get it done till sometime this summer. I'm in Smouse and Rach's wedding in May, and in preparation we are all taking ballroom dance classes. For homos. And it was my idea, which kinda blows my mind, but hey, least I'll be able to dance. Assuming of course that I actually improve, cause lemme tell ya, I suuucccckkkk! Suck with the force of an imploding universe. Even light cannot escape my suckage. But thats ok, cause at least Smouse and Rach don't have to worry bout being the class dunces ;o)
Oo, also since last I blogged the new season of the L Word started. What. The Fuck. The TOE guy is gone, the dickwad filmmaker guy is gone, and Helena and Alice are like all chummy. Who wrote this shit? I mean, seriously. Alice and Bette were tight, right? Had all the history together and yada yadda, and Alice is just gonna chum up with the heinous beeyotch that fucked Bette over repeatedly? Think not.
Oh, and they did introduce the new butch character, Moira. Played by Daniella Sea. Who is hawt! But of course they have to make her clumsy and backward and kinda dorky. And all the thin glamorous femmy L Word girls just can't abide by a dyke that wears flannel, so they all take great joy in poking fun when they meet her. Except for Shane, who is my new favorite. And Jenny of course, cause they're doin the deed. Jenny and Moira that is. But I'll bet my left tit that Shane and Jenny are gonna get down and dirty. And I for one am greatly looking forward to that union, cause you just know its gonna be all forbidden fruity and delicious. And then Moira can knock off Helena and hook up with Alice and decide she doesn't want a penis after all. And the four can live happily ever after while the rest fall off the earth. Yay!