- Hidy ho! See? Told ya I'd update ya more. Here's the latest. Was supposed to have a house full for a big drunken movie night, but of course, we opted to go out instead, lol. Eth an Becca went to Dr. Mikes for pre drinking, and I went to Donnys. Ran into elbow, got the latest on her drama. No ear kissing this time, thank God. Saw Diane, who completely ignored me until I bitched at her. Not that I really care to talk to her, just thought she was being a bit rude. Went upstairs and got a free drink from Jada. She's da bomb. Saw Kim and chatted with her a bit. Got jello shots. Woot woot. Think Kim was gonna hit on me, so bolted. Met Dr. Mike at Images. Eth took Becca home then went to visit his boi. He told Mike he'd meet us down there, but called me and let me know what the deal was.
So, hung out with Mike at Images for a bit, then we went to Pegs. By this time I am, of course, a bit tipsy. I know, you're all shocked and amazed aren't ya? Went to check my coat and some cute girl comes up and compliments me on my shirt. (slight aside, if I ever meet Alix Olson, I SO need to buy her a drink. that shirt has served me well, lol) I say thanks for the compliments, yadda yadda, grab Mike and head to over age land. Mike ran into some friends so we're standing by the bar chattin with them. Some guy comes up, I forget his name. I know I know, I should be better at remembering them by now. NE way, he comes up, shirt complimenting girl in tow, intros himself and said girl (her name's Janis. see, I member the important ones, lol) and says she was too scared to come up an talk to me herself. How cute is that? lol So we chat for awhile, I buy her a drink, and we decide to dance. There were freaky people dancin lemme tell ya. We carve out a little space an shake our stuff. Always fun. Danced for maybe a half hour, then went back up for more drinks. She had to leave at 1:30, but asked me out before she left, so I have my second actual date since the break up this evening. Go me. I'm meeting her at 6 at Starbucks. Woot woot.
So, Janis leaves, I go try to find Dr. Mike so as to brag bout my date, cuz I'm like that, but couldn't find him. Asked his buddy where he went, apparently he went back to Images. They're all going to afterhours, but I figure I should prolly go home. Get in the car, hit the parkway and call Mike. Who convinces me that I so need to go to afterhours, so I flip a bitch and head back downtown. (the convincing consited of "yeah, I'm going to afterhours". so I'm easy, whats your point?)
Park the car in the garage and head to club hot. Dr. Mike and his crew are across the street screamin at me, so I book it over there. Get to the club, get drinks, chat up a few bois. Hear "If I was straight, I would so be on you" at least 3 times. Yeah yeah. Hit the dance floor and boogie down. Go back and drag Dr. Mike up to dance. With some guy. He was one of the "if I were straight" fellas, lol. Think Dr. Mike may have gotten lucky. Go Mike!
Went over and talked to some guy with uber cute hair. That proved to be a mistake, lol. I don't think I have ever been as vigorously dry humped in all my life. Had me scared for a bit, lol. I's like "Um, you are gay right? And you know I'm a girl?" lol. Finally they boot us out and I go home. No turning around this time. Got home round 4ish I think. Yikes.
I'm supposed to be going to Donny's tonight. Veda called me this afternoon to see if I was goin out, and I think Rae might be goin out, but guess it all depends on the date. I could theoretically meet her for coffee, then go to Donnys, then meet up with her later at Pegs. Hmmm. I dunno. We'll see. I will totally give ya the update tomorrow tho. I think its gonna be a good spring ;o)
Friday, April 02, 2004
- Hola! What be shakin peeps? I don't know what the deal is with my recent problem with blog block, but I'm tryin to power through. Bear with me, lol.
So lets see, what new? Went to Images and Donny's on Wed with Eth an Becca for girly karaoke. Jenna broke the karaoke machine so I didn't get to see Eths world famous rendition of We Built this City. Thanks Jenna. Just break the damn machine and run away to Ohio. I see how you are. Met a new friend of Eth's. Forget her name, but I remember that she had a septum peircing. Does that get me points? lol She was nice. Supposed to come out for the big mega birthday bash next week. Woot woot! Should be a fun month. Next Thurs we have the Eth bash, Thurs after is my big bash, then on the 27th its Midget Madness for Beccas bash. Plus we're supposed to take her to the Cricket. Why would a straight girl wanna go to a strip club? No clue. Hell, I'm a big dyke, and I don't like goin to em, but I told Becca I'd go with her. As long as there are no lap dances. I can ignore nekkid women on stage, but its hard to ignore em when they're dry humpin ya in public, ya know?
Anyways, after Images, we hit Donny's. Was pathetically empty. I talked to Chuck about getting some bands in there. (Leah, if you're lookin for a gig in da burgh, email me. That goes for Sheena too) So anyway, I'm gonna try to help them find some good acts that the dykes will like. Who better than me to find good dyke music right? Damn skippy!
So Elbow was at Donnys. Shock. She came up behind me, hugged me and kissed my ear. Ew! I don't know where you're lips have been! And of course I had to hear all the newest drama. Blah blah blah. Half expected to hear she and Diane got it on, but guess not. She goes back to play pool and me Eth an Becca play the touch screen game for awhile. They leave and I stay for one more beer. Get bored, so log on to AIM on my cell, cuz I am a mega cool gadget havin kinda girl. No one on, so I blow it off and hit the road. Unbeknownst to me, you apparently have to log off of AIM. I thought just gettin out of the network was enough, but apparently not. So I'm drivin the big ol butchmobile down the parkway, jamming heavily to Beth Thornley (go to CDbaby and get her CD. She rocks) NE way, so I'm drivin and jammin and doin the drivers seat dance, and my phone starts beeping and vibrating and such. Hmm. So I dig it out of my pocket, and it says I have an IM. I check it and its Ama. Knock me over with a feather. I had thought I was gettin the big brush off. I consider IMin her back, but thats much easier said than done when you're driving 65 miles an hour in the dark with a few beers in ya. I weigh my options and figure fuck it, I'll call her. I know, go me right? So I call her up and we BS for awhile till I get home, then I log on and we chat till like 1:30am. Discussed the whole what the hell is this whole thing we have goin here, which of course left me as muddled as I had been going into the conversation, lol. She came over last night for a bit. She's a very confusing woman, I'll give her that. She's fun tho, so I guess I'll be stickin around till she tells me FOA.
Other than that, nothing much really new. Eth an Becca are comin over tonight to watch movies. Think its Hedwig and Rocky Horror. And SoCo an coke ;o). Tomorrow night will be a Donnys night I think. Maybe I'll get to find out who the hell Rae is, lol. Anyways, seems I've busted the blog block. Yay! I promise I'll try to keep y'all better informed. And while I'm on the topic of my readers, hi to all y'all. Those of you that I don't know, leave a comment and say hey sometime :o) Aight kidlets, I'm off to get the hair cut and such. I think there maybe a caramel macciato in my futurre too. Mmmmmmmm. Laters!
Wednesday, March 31, 2004
- Too good to not share!
If you'd like a sticker, go here.
Tuesday, March 30, 2004
- Boring Boring Boring
I haven't a damn thing to blog about, what with life being exceedingly boring and nothing in the news getting me in an uproar, so I went on a quest for fun web stuff to share. On my journey, I discovered www.madlibs.org, where you can madlib your very own version of "Elanor Rigby" by the Beatles. I think I like my version better. lol
Ah, look at all the hot lesbos!
Ah, look at all the hot lesbos!
Girly Dyke picks up the beer in a da burgh where a pride fest has been.
booze in a bar.
dancing at the jukebox, wearing the bling bling that she keeps in a pool table by the dart board. Who is it for?
All the hot lesbos, where do they all come from?
All the hot lesbos, where do they all drink?
Innocent
What's your sexual appeal?
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See? Told ya!
Monday, March 29, 2004
- I know I know. No weekend update, I suck, I'm a slacker, blah blah blah. So, what all do I gotta update you on? Let's see. Beth came over Friday afternoon for a visit. We BS'd for a bit, bitched about women, well, more than a bit, lol. Went to the wing bar for lunch. No big girl beers tho. Was a tad to early to be starting with the alcohol. We made plans to meet at Donny's at 9 thiat night, but the rest of the crowd that was meeting there changed plans and decided to meet at somebody's house. I'm not all that tight with any of em, so blew that whole thing off and moseyed on down to Donny's all on my lonesome. Well what the hell right? I was already dressed, lol.
So off I go. Get there round quarter after 9, the place is already packed. Way weird night. I hung out with Gabrielle, Rhonda, Sonya and Jackie (?). We went upstairs and were treated to a floor show. Mega drunk blonde dancing. Well, I guess you could call it dancing. Was sad really, lol. All stomping and riverdance wanna be. Eeks. Not that I'm a good dancer mind you, but I manage to not humiliate myself too badly. Or if I do, I at least don't draw attention to it, lol. So anyways, yeah, weird night at donny's. Danced a bit and BSed with the gals, then left for Pegs around 11:30ish. Was supposed to meet cute Brian from New Years, but couldn't find him. Did see Dr. Mike and Improv Brian tho. Booked it home round 1:30ish.
Saturday hung out with Eth all day, then me an him met Beth at Donnys. Proceeded to get mega uber drunk. And to get Beth drunk. Drunk enough to dance anyways, lol. We did the bar hoppin thing- Started at Donny's, then Images, then Pegs. Yep, thats bout all I remember o that night, lol. Spent all day yesterday lounging on my couch like the big waste o space I am. Oh well. Thats what Sundays are for right?