- Contrary to popular belief...
the presence of bright orange hair is not in fact evidence of super powers. Really. I may look like I can jump over tall buildings in a single bound, but alas, I'm actually just your average run of the mill gal. This morning, I was your average run of the mill gal with a flat tire. On a Blazer. A Blazer with big mo fo tires. You would think, with all the talk of the "moral" majority and how the US is a "Christian" country, that at least one person would ask if I needed help. Considering I was changing a 60 pound tire, alone, in the middle of a gas station parking lot, with dozens of people walking past. Well, you'd think wrong.
I did have an audience however. Two good ol' boys stood about 10 feet from me, shootin the shit for awhile. As I attempted to lift a 60 pound tire. While squatting. So as to align the bolts you see. After a few minutes, the fellas went inside to get their coffee. Came out 10 minutes later, after I had suffered numerous injuries getting my damn tire on, and one stops and says "did ya get it?" Did I get it? Does it LOOK like I got it? Yeah, jackass. I got it. Thanks for the help. Asshat.
You were Gandhi!
You led a life of non-violent and
highly effective protest. People were in awe
of your example and followed it. Because of
your actions, the nation of India won its
independence from the mighty British Empire
without ever firing a single shot.
Unfortunately, your life came to a sudden and
violent end when an assassin shot you in 1948.
The nation, indeed the world, mourned your
passing.
Which Leader Were You in a Past Life?
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Monday, November 08, 2004
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