Saturday, May 08, 2004

Yo yo. Just a quick update to waste time till I gotta leave an meet Eth downtown. Last night went out with Eth, Mr. Stevo and Becca. Much fun. Images, Donny's, Pegs. Got our pic taken for the Out at Pegs. Woot! Number two! I'm so special! lol. Photographer was a cutie too. Of course she scuttled off before I could get any info. Prolly for the best. Tonight me an Eth are headin down to Donnys to celebrate Jada's last night. Ama and her ex may be out and about. I'm hopin not. Somehow running into the 2 of them doesn't strike me as a whole lotta fun ya know? Not so much. OH, ran into straight girl #2 last night. lol. She's a trip. We left her and her boy at Images when we headed to Donny's. I've had enough of women that can't figure out what the hell they want. Ayup. Nuff o that shit. Aight, I'm outtie. Peace yo.

Thursday, May 06, 2004

Oh the Cranky. She is mighty.

Oogie oogie mood today. Like the kind where ya just want to grab random people on the street and bludgeon them. Ok, not random people. Just the irritating ones. I have no idea why I am such a pissed off bitch today. Could be the fact that I've had a headache for the past 5 hours. Could be that the only person I've met in the past year that actually interests me is moving to another state. Could be that I've been working on the same fucking project all day and have gotten nowhere. Could be the fact that the country is run by a bible-totin maniac with a penchant for war and destruction. Could be a combination of them all. Blah. Thank tptb that this is the last day of my week. Over it. In a big big way.

Stolen from Frog:
10 bands you have been listening to a lot lately:
The Murmurs
Glytch
Amy Ray and the Butchies
Beth Thornley
Noe Venable
Joy Drop
Kina
Indigo Girls
Bikini Kill
Poe

9 things you look forward to:
Vacation at the beach. Woot!
Road trip
Cyn's visit
Big gay picnic
Pride fest
Movin the hell outta that damn duplex
payin off my student loan
Da girls' wedding
Duck day

8 things you like to wear:
Alix Olson T
Big dykey boots
hip chain
cleavage shirts
flares
leather jacket
chain mail necklace
nothin ;o)

7 things that annoy you:
People that don't realize that the fast lane is for goin fast
George Bush
the pope
stupid people
bigots
the "are you in the right bathroom?" look
being called butch

6 things you say most days:
Woot!
asshat
uber
know what I'm sayin?
dyke
fuck it

5 things you do every day:
shower
jam to tunes
check my email
feed my fish
read The Pheonix

4 people you want to spend more time with:
Smouse
Rach
Boy Terry
Amy Ray (ya didn't say I had to KNOW em)

3 movies you could watch over and over again:
All Over Me
The Incredibly True Adventure of 2 Girls in Love
The Breakfast Club

2 of your favorite songs at the moment:
Squeezebox Days- The Murmurs
Stolen Thing- Noe Venable

1 person you could spend the rest of your life with:
Me. Or Angelina Jolie. Heh.

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Stolen from minnesotadiva:

(X) I Have Been Drunk
(X) I Have Smoked Pot
( ) I Have Done Cocaine
(X) I Have Done Other Drugs
( ) I Have Thrown Up In A Bar
(X) I Have Flashed Someone
( ) I Have Posed Nude
( ) I Have Purchased Pornography
( ) I Have Been Caught Masturbating
( ) I Have Pissed On Myself
(X) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
(X) I Have Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I Have Made Out With A Stranger (or 12)
( ) I Have Gone On A Blind Date
(X) I Have Been In Love
(X) I Have Been Dumped
(X) I Have Had Sex
( ) I Have Had Anal Sex
( ) I Have Had Sex In Public
(X) I Have Had Sex With A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) I Have Had Sex With A Co-Worker
( ) I Have Had Sex At The Office
( ) I Have Had Sex In A Dressing Room
(X) I Have Had Sex At A Friend`s House During A Party
( ) I Have Had Sex / Hooked Up With A Friend`s Sibling (And a sibling's friend)
(X) I Have Gotten Someone Drunk To Have Sex With Them
( ) I Have Had Sex With More Than 1 Person In The Same Week
( ) I Have Had A Threesome
( ) I Have Received Scars From My Sex Partner
(X) I Have Been Married (not legally)
(X) I Have Been Divorced (see above)
( ) I Have Snuck Out Of My Parent`s House
(X) I Have Cut Myself On Purpose
( ) I Have Killed Someone
(X) I Have Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire
( ) I Have Crashed A Friend`s/Mom's Car (Actually, it was Dad's pickup)
(X) I Have Shoplifted
(X) I Have Stolen Something From My Job
( ) I Have Been Fired
(X) I Have Been In A Fist Fight
(X) I Have Been Tied Up
( ) I Have Been Arrested
(X) I Have Ridden In A Taxi
(X) I Have Lied To A Friend
(X) I Have Skipped School
(X) I Have Had A Crush On A Teacher
( ) I Have Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
( ) I Have Celebrated New Years In Time Square
( ) I Have Been To Japan
( ) I Have Been To Europe
( ) I Have Been Snowboarding
( ) I Have Eaten Sushi

Damn. I'm boring.

I'm about up to my fucking eyeballs with disgust at the current bullshit going on in the world. Had plans on doing the blog vent thing, but really if I stop and think too much, I just know I'm going to end up typing in all caps and raging incoherently about like a billion fucking things, so if ya want pissed off, go here and here. I may revisit these topics at a later date. Or not.

Anyways, in an effort to keep my head from exploding, I decided to play follow the blog. You know, where ya go to a fav blog, click a link and just go blog to blog to blog lookin for goodies. Thats how I found this post on I, Asshole regarding what people call their, um.... parts. *wink wink* Which is kinda funny cuz me and the girls were just talking about that via email yesterday. (ok, really I was just throwing random names for girly bits at Smouse for fun and sport, but I digress.) In the comments for that poat, someone linked to this post on Dooce about the same thing. THAT post has >500 comments on it and I thought hmmm... lets check this out. So for the last 45 minutes I've been reading varying names for female genitalia. Thought I'd share some with ya.

cooter, cootchie, cunt, down there, that area, the zone, bug, parts, tender bits, front bum, gina, virginer, betweens, go-go, bergina, private parts, kipper, tutu, budge, boo-boo, bottom system, poogie, pussycat, cootchie snorcher, nappy dugout, tottita, schmende, thingy, tookus, weewee, vadge, fancy, hooha, hoo hoo, cha-cha, poontang, fuzzy, peachy, widget, muffin, coochal region, cunterham lincoln (!?), daisy, piddler, nu-nu, kiki, girlies, boom-boom, tinkle bottom, moon, twinkie, naughty bits, goolie, tee tot, toosh, hooie, wa-zoo, puffed wheat, yoni, cookie, toti, cupcake, beebee, cha, kitty, undercarriage, pink parts, china, the nethers, toochie, fluff, goudie, cucciniddu, pigu, schmoomie, pamplemousse, teetee, danger zone, peeper, ladybits, happy bits, whoosie, wootchie woo, susie q, dolka, pookie, pocketbook, the business area, pooh, tootie, mookie, poochie, fashions, pickaloonies, basement, tee-tee, dippy, nina, rosebud, junk, sissy, pipilo, poopoolala, kutamacoch, choo-choo, candy dish, sugar bowl, faagina, puddin', pachinko, petunia, bobina, shoo-shoo, pakaka, moochy, pootchi-doo, peepa, coco, cootchie pop, ponkey, chewee, bits and pieces...

Good lord, who knew there were so many? lol. My personal favs are underscore, tender bits and tender vittles. Depending on who I'm talkin to ;o)

Recent Google search hits:
buth femme "nipple clamps"
So creamy its almost fattening- tee hee!
Chez Kimberly- came up twice. Hi pervy Pittsburgh men!
"lesbian code"
Beth Berst
sex shops nyc afterhours- da hell?
lesbian stereotpe earrings
"have a huge bladder"- well I do.
"this is Kim" fetish- this one scares me. When I checked, there were like 10 pages of links. I don't know what the hell that woman is up to, but I'M NOT THAT KIM!!!!!

Edited to add one more- just got a hit for "microsoft access sucks". And oh it does. I feel your pain my friend! I feel your pain!

Tuesday, May 04, 2004

Da girls
I know, not the greatest pic but what the hell do ya want? It was taken on a phone in the dark by a drunk. Heh.

HAPPY BIRTHGAY TREE! WOOT WOOT!

Monday, May 03, 2004

Visual shoutouts!
Yeah Im lazy. Shut da hell. Anyways, shout outs o the day (drum roll please...) for Ms. Cyn the uber cool keyboard playing rocker grrl, we have....

and

Just cuz. Trust me, she'll get it.

For our friendly neighborhood Smouse, we have...


For Eth

and


For Rach


For Ken (even tho she rarely tunes in)


Just for me cuz its my damned blog!

(how could I not post a cartoon that makes use of the term "meat curtains"? lol)

And last but not least, just so's y'all know


Damn skippy!

Natalie Dee is so da bomb!

I owe you an update but not really in the mood so you're just gonna have to deal with not knowing all the intimate details of my weekend. I will tell ya that I had an awsome time with Eth, Stevo, Ama an the girls hanging on the patio and hitting afterhours on Sat night. Much much fun. In the absence of a true play by play of the weekend, which I just am not dealin with this morn, I figured I'd post the lyrics to the current soundtrack o my life. Been listening to Squeezebox Days by the Murmurs compulsively for days. Can't imagine why.

Hey you, you can stay here if you want
You can even mess up my life
I know we don't got much to talk about
But just play with my hair and I'll be happy

I don't even care if you don't know me
And I don't even care if you don't like me
Can't we just spend tonight together?
So I got something to think about tomorrow

Hey you
Did you know you had me wrapped around your
Little dirty finger?
Hey could you please draw me a picture?
And you might as well make me look like a man

I don't even care if you don't love me
And I don't even care if you don't want me
Can't we just spend tonight together?
So I got something to think about tomorrow

Hey you
Did you know you make me wet
Just by looking at your smile?
I know I don't even have a bed to fuck in
But let me make a phone call
I'll have one in a while

I don't even care if you don't like me
And I don't even care if you don't need me
Can't we just spend tonight together?
So I got something to think about tomorrow

Hey you
Aren't you leaving next week?
Aren't you going back to Boston?
Are you gonna see your boyfriend?
And are you gonna tell him about me