Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Pubic service announcement
Nothin Says Lovin Like Nibblin on the Nubbin

To my straight male readers (if indeed I have any)- Go read The Cunnilinguist Manifesto. Buy the book. Trust me. She will thank you. Via I, Asshole.

In other news, I have seriously got to work on this blog. I have a ton of new links for the Blogs of Note section, including I, Asshole who, by the way, is mad funny. And has pink hair. *swoon* There's also Willing to Wait,Butch This, Pinko Feminist Hellcat, Geeky Chick's Blog, Pussy Ranch, and on and on and on.... I think I may have a problem. Recon they have a 12 step for obsessive compulsive blog reading?

Mad props to Rach for her hysterical post that got a mention at Creating Text(isles). That post got mentioned elsewhere too, but damned if I didn't lose the link. Ah well.

More bloggity news- I've completed Cyn's new look, and am now starting on a template for Cheryl, which thus far has been nothing but trying to figure out how to work my newly pir...um.. purchased copy of photoshop. Once I have a little more experience with it I'll probably go back and rework the graphics on Cyn's. I'm kinda a perfectionist like that. And after that maybe I'll work on a new template for me! Altho I must admit I am kind of attached to the kissin ladies. Yum.

either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.


Would you rather:
1. your best friend overhear you telling somebody else a deep secret about them OR your child overhear you venting your frustrations about your significant other?

Significant other.


2. learn an obscure language only spoken by 15 other people on the planet OR be able to guess somebody's exact birthdate, just by looking at them?

Birthday


3. have eyebrows that grow in VERY bushy, daily, no matter how you try to prune them OR make a sound like a tuba whenever you blow your nose?

I already have bushy eyebrows, so I'll stick with that, lol


4. have a job that makes $200,000 a year, but you only get to see your family once a week for 3 hours OR make just enough to survive from check-to-check, but be able to see your family whenever you want?

Check to check. Fo sho.

Cynde as a native

Ran across this today and figged I'd give Cyn a lil heads up as to what to expect on the big burgh visit! Here's what her email sounds like when read by a burgher ;o)



Let's play Guess Who ahz..."Good eveing...I'd like to say a few words n'at. Terror...peace n'at. Sadam n'at. Peace n'at. Weapons of mass destruction n'at. Peace. Terror, terror, terror, terror, peace, Sadam n'at. Thank You n'at. I'll now take yinzes pre-scripted softball questions, Bill. "Thank yinz sir, I jest wanted to take this oppurtunity to say, bang up job. yinz are a beacon of leadership and charisma." "woll Bill, Terror freedom Weapons of Mass Destruction. Terror Terror Sadam. Freedom......September 11th." "Sir will yinz speak a little on da state of da economy anna 400% increase of aid to Isreal, who has breached more UN resolutions then Iraq" "Certainly...Sadam Hussein is a tyrant. Hes been given time to disarm...he has not. Diplomacy is reaching its final days. Next Ques..." "Oh Sir jest a follow up, nowhere in yinzes rhetoric djew come anywhere near answering my question." "Peace freedom peace. Sadam. Weapons of Mass Destruction, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Weapons of Mass Destruction. Terror Peace September 11th. Terror Terror *thoughful look* ...........freedom." So dere ya go. da clues are dere and if yinz put em together, ya can figger it aht. Its fun its like playing that game Guess Who.



Yeah, we really do sound like that. N'at.

Monday, May 24, 2004

Email from Cyn, received this am:



Let's play Guess Who I am..."Good eveing...I'd like to say a few words. Terror...peace. Sadam. Peace. Weapons of mass destruction. Peace. Terror, terror, terror, terror, peace, Sadam. Thank You. I'll now take your pre-scripted softball questions, Bill.
"Thank you sir, I just wanted to take this oppurtunity to say, bang up job. You are a beacon of leadership and charisma."

"Well Bill, Terror freedom Weapons of Mass Destruction. Terror Terror Sadam. Freedom......September 11th."

"Sir will you speak a little on the state of the economy and the 400% increase of aid to Isreal, who has breached more UN resolutions then Iraq"

"Certainly...Sadam Hussein is a tyrant. Hes been given time to disarm...he has not. Diplomacy is reaching its final days. Next Ques..."

"Oh Sir just a follow up, nowhere in your rhetoric did you come anywhere near answering my question."

"Peace freedom peace. Sadam. Weapons of Mass Destruction, Weapons of Mass Destruction, Weapons of Mass Destruction. Terror Peace September 11th. Terror Terror *thoughful look* ...........freedom."

So there ya go. The clues are there and if you put em together, ya can figure it out. Its fun its like playing that game Guess Who.



Tee hee!