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OK, I suck, haven't blogged in a billion million years, yadda yadda yadda. Whatev. Finally found something worth blogging about. Check it- Pfizer Patents Premature Climax Pill For Women.
Is that really a problem? Really!?!? I read somewhere that the time from stick-it-in to ejactulation for the average man is 7 minutes. A whole. 7. Minutes. So I suppose if a woman reached climax in what? like 5 minutes? that could be considered premature. 5 minutes. Yeah, right.
So Pfizer, those bastions of womens health and happiness, are attempting to talk women into buying a pill to erradicate a "problem" that I'd bet at least half the female population wishes they had.
Hey, here's an idea- if your beau has a problem cause you pop too soon, tell him to yank it for awhile and you'll catch up in a few.
That'll be $40.