Friday, May 21, 2004

Hiya kids!
Had a mighty mighty fun night last night. Went out with Eth and Mr. Stevo. 80s night, then we went to Images with Dr. Mike. Brian showed up soon after we got there, so was cool. I don't see him too much these days. Apparently he and Brandon broke up, so he's all Mr. Single.

Images was fun. Ice fight, Dr. Mike singing, shots of Jaeger. Aww yeah. Went to Pegs round 11:30. The boys wanted to take off, so I asked if I could crash at Mike's. Cuz I was gettin checked out and leavin? Yeah, not gonna happen. So over night accomidations procured, I proceed to go about havin a rockin good time. Cute Brian of New Years Eve fame was there. I just love that boy. He's back for the summer, so I have months to corrupt him. TMobile Mike was there. He was fun at Tmobile, but seemed kinda shady at the bar. Not sure about that one. Oh, and aforementioned checkin-me-out girl's name is Kelly. She's 27. See? I'm gettin better! lol Yep, she was mackin on me by the end of the night. Good times, good times.

Me an Mike headed out round 1:30. Were gonna go to afterhours, but decided against it, as we were both way tipsy. Mike more so than me I think. So we headed back to his place. I'd never been there, and let me tell ya, it fuckin ROCKS! I would kill for that apartment. Seriously. I need to find me a sugar mama to put me up in a pad like that. Dayumn. So I crashed on the couch after some o that good drunken wouldn't tell ya this if I was sober type conversation. Woke up this morn covered in dog hair cuz his pups took turns making me their doggy bed all night. Cool pups they are. Eth came an picked my ass up and I spent the majority of the remainder of the day nappin.

Tonight I'm goin to Donny's to do it all over again. Woot woot! News at 11.

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Stolen from Minnesota Diva:

1. What year was the best year of your life?
This one

2. One animal or insect that Noah should have left off the ark?
mosquitos

3. Do you make a wish before blowing out your birthday candles?
yup

4. Do you generally open your bills on the day that you receive them?
I'm lucky if I get em opened before they're due.

5. How many pillows are on your bed?
3

6. Favorite ice cream flavor?
Chubby Hubby

7. What is the most dominate color in your wardrobe?
Plaid

8. Have you ever seen a ghost?
nope

9. Would you rather go to a carnival or circus?
Carnival.

10. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
Beakfast. But only if I can eat it at say 1pm. or 1 am. none o this 7am shit, lol.

11. Your favorite fictional animal?
umm.... dunno

12. Have you ever flown first-class?
nope

13. Would you go on a reality show?
oh hell yes! Unless I had to eat oogie stuff. *vomit*

14. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic about the future?
Class pessimist baby!

15. Pancakes or waffles?
Pancakes

16. If you could own a home anywhere in the world, where would it be?
on a beach in Hawii

17. Your favorite Soup of the Day?
Cream o Potato

18. What site is a must see for all visitors to your city?
the Point I suppose

19. Can you recommend a good restaurant in your city?
Dicks Diner!

20. You go to the zoo; what is the one animal that you want to see?
the little orange monkey things that run loose.

21. Potatoes, rice, or pasta: which is your favorite?
Pasta

22. What is the best movie that you've seen this year?
Whale Rider

23. One of your favorite books when you were a child?
The Great Brain by... John Fitzgerald maybe?

24. What in your life are you most grateful for?
that I'm still breathing

25. You are home alone and use the bathroom; do you close the door?
no

26. What is your favorite small appliance?
toaster

27. Salty snacks or sweet treats?
salty

28. Are you usually a little early, a little late, or right on time?
late

29. What is the most daring thing that you have ever done?
fall in love

30. Have you ever met someone famous?
Melissa Ferrick, Alix Olson. And Amy Ray smiled at me once. *swoon*

31. What was one of your favorite games as a child?
Candyland

32. At what age have you looked your best?
32

33. One person that never fails to make you laugh?
Eth. And Rach. And Smouse. I hang with some funny assed peeps.

34. What was the first music that you ever bought?
dont remember

35. If you could change one thing about your family life when you were a child, what would it be?
I'd kick my dickhead step bro's ass.

36. What is the one thing that you cook that always receives compliments?
fajitas

37. From what news source do you receive the bulk of your news?
yahoo

38. In the last calendar year, how many people have you told that you love them?
lots. I'm an "I love you man!" kinda drunk.

39. Who received your first kiss?
Chris whatshisface

40. The single most important quality in a mate?
Honesty

41. What do you value most in a relationship?
Honesty

42. Do you believe that you have a soulmate? If yes, have you already met?
don't believe in em

43. Do you consider yourself well organized?
um, no

44. On average, how many times a day do you look at yourself in the mirror?
many. I'm so vain. I probly think this blog is about me.

45. Did you ever make a prank phone call?
yep

46. What one quality do you seek in a friend?
sense of humor

47. Have you ever killed an animal?
Hit a deer with a 24 foot Uhaul once. Not pretty.

48. When you were twelve years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Rock star!

49. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Yep

50. What would you like to accomplish with the remaining years of your life?
lots o fun. lots o sex. no regrets.



And here are 15 more questions:

1. What is the "theme" on your calendar this year?
Don't have one

2. Do you read the newspaper every day?
No

3. What kind of shoes are you wearing right now?
tennies

4. What magazines do you subscribe to?
none

5. What is your favorite condiment?
mayo

6. What was the first occupation you remember wanting to have?
Anthropologist

7. Do you have a green thumb?
nope. Black thumb.

8. Did you have an imaginary friend when you were little?
nope

9. Do you floss regularly?
What do you consider regularly?

10. If you could still hang posters of celebrities on your walls and get away with it like when you were 12, who would be on your walls right now?
Who says ya can't? I have Angelina and Lori Petty on my walls, to name a couple.

11. Do you keep shoe boxes or throw them away?
pitch

12. Would you be embarrassed if someone looked under your bed?
nope

13. If you could be one character in a book, who would you be?
dunno. I'll get back to ya.

14. What do you sleep in?
the buff

15. What is your favourite word?
asshat

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Hello my people! What be shakin? I'm actually in a reasonably good mood this morn. Shock, I know. Didn't do a whole lot of anything this week. Went home, did a lil housework, worked out, etc. Been doin a little readin and relaxing. And no bars! Imagine that! Of course that could change any day now, lol. I really don't have much desire to go out tho. I'm thinking I should start diggin through all my shit and gettin rid of the junk I don't need. Gonna have to downsize in a big way for when I move in with the girls.

Have I told y'all but the moving plans? Me, Rach and da Smouse are gonna share a 4 bedroom house out in BFE for uber cheap rent. Like mega mega big time cheapness. I was a little worried at first cuz ya know living together can fuck a friendship up in no time, but they're both pretty laid back and non drama having, so I think it'll work out well. And in addition to the uber cheap rent I can look forward to having people to cook for, plus a puppy AND folks to talk to. As opposed to fish. Heh. Course I have to put off gettin a kitty, but small price to pay me thinks. I am way looking forward to it. Not only will I be savin cash on rent, utilities and cable, but I'm sure I won't be going out as much either. Couple that with the recent big ass raise and ya get one GirlyDyke just a rollin in da money! Awww yeah! AND my student loan will be payed off in November. That another extra $200 a month. Woot fuckin woot! Gonna pay off the credit cards and Blazer and sock away mad cash for a downpayment on a house. Cuz, ya know, I'm responsible and shit yo. The girls are talkin bout maybe getting a pool, which would rock so much ass its insane. Can you say pool party? I knew ya could!

Anyways, back to work. I'm actually being productive today. No, really. I AM!

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Funnies

Have nothing of substance to post, so I figured I'd just fill space with some funnies I found on the web.

WON'T DO ANY GOOD
A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?" "Okay, but it won't do you any good." A little later, he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Okay, but it won't do you any good." He invites her up to his apartment and she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good." They get to his apartment and he says, "You are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." She says, "Oh, that's different. Send her in."





Yeah, ok, so maybe that last one's just funny to me. Heh.

either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.


Would you rather:

1. while visiting new york city, fall from the 4th floor of a building OR get hit by a bicycle messenger?

Bike messenger


2. kiss somebody with severe chapped lips OR eat lunch next to somebody picking a scab on their arm?

Depends on who has the chapped lips. I'd mack on a chapped Angelina, no problem


3. live next door to a registered sex offender OR a recently released murderer?

Whichever one who's ass I'd have a better chance of kicking.


4. always talk like your nose is stuffed up OR talk with a lisp?

Lisp

Monday, May 17, 2004

History repeats
Or, how not to get a date online part II

Rach was cleaning out her work email inbox today and found this little gem, circa September.

Kim: Good morning!

Eth: ok so i had 5 messages, yes 5 messages on my phone that were something like.....


hey you stupid cunts where are you
hey, brian died of bordom where are you guys
*music* *screaming* where the f*** are you guys


LOL um, ok so what's the story..... lol

Rach: I have no idea. I HOWEVER had a message on my work voice mailthis morning with some older southern sounding woman that left a string of numbers, mumbled a lot, and then said something like "we had ourbreakfast sausage" before mumbling some more and hanging up....very weird....a little scary. Yikes!

Kim:Breakfast sausage? Lmao! Do you sell Jesus sausages? Heh.

Eth:ugh. it's one of those days.... isn't it time for lunch yet? I'm starving!!!can't wait for jiggers tonite. mmmmmmm wings will be a flowin in my BELLY!!

Rach: I want wings. NOW. Ok...enough indecision...I'm going to have to come down to Jiggers for a little bit at least....lol

Kim: WHOOHOOO!

Rach:OMG. LMAO. In the words of my girlfriend, I'm practically peeing my pants here looking at the godhatesfigs website thingy...I SO want to do ours...)-: If only I had the time and talent....

Kim:I think we got the talent. Its just the time that's in short supply, lol. Oh, and speaking of internet stuff, when my new comp comes, I think I'm gonna use the old one as a server and set up my own lil net radio station. :)

Rach: KEWL.....Yeah...we SO need the time. I have so many ideas...and you always come up with the most hilarious way of putting stuff. lol (-:

Kim:Aw shucks! Lol K, I need your opinion on something. I emailed this chick that responded to one of my ads yesterday and got like this 2 mile long response which has pretty much convinced me that she's a wackadoodle. Oh, and I used my yahoo address cuz I'm stoopid so she already added me to her messenger, so eventually she will catch me unawares and engage me in wackadoodle conversation. So, anyways, I'm debating how to deal. The way I figure there are 3 valid options:
1. I could never email her back and avoid yahoo messenger like the plague.
2. I could email her back and tell her she's a wack job.
3. I could email her back and try to out wackadoodle her until she finally decides that I'm the insane one and runs away screaming.

Number 1 is a bit of a problem because I have other friends on there and don't want to constantly be invisible. Number 2, while probably the most morally correct thing to, is also a problem cuz I just can't be mean to people. Well, at least not outright mean, lol. Number 3 is my current favorite but I'm having some issues trying to decide exactly how mean that would be, lol. I think itd be funny as hell tho. So, what do ya think?

Rach:yeah...#3 is my favorite and would totally be funny as hell....but only if you keep a record of it so we can sit around and read it and ALL get enjoyment from how you managed to out-wackadoodle the wackadoodle later. LOL (-: I'm not on IM....well...hardly ever....can't you block specific users so you'd only be invisible to the wackadoodle? hmmmm...but that wouldn't be as much fun. (-: Where was she from? What did her response say that makes ya think she's nutso?

Kim: She's from Ohio. Yeah, too close for comfort, lol. Hmm, as to why she's wackadoodle, its hard to pin point. She used the word "huggles" which just made me cringe, lol. Here, this is easier:

"Do you like the outdoors and camping and water and pets and live guitar? Well, I do love the water... love to swim, bathe, water ski, tan, snorkel, but have not gone diving yet. Dolphins are beautiful, and it would be so neet to go on a whale-watch excursion. I can't even imagine how cool it would be to even be near a humpback. Cats on the other hand, I had a little bit of a bad flea experience with, but I don't mind them really... I just don't have one ;) (other than a bad joke about one, ha ha) I have a doggy baby girl though, and she is the current love of my life ;) She is soooo pampered that I think other dogs actually get jealous. She goes jogging with me every other morning, and loves to swim too (or at least wade in and lay down on her tummy so she is a sopping mess with that innocent look on her face)."

Now is it just me, or can you just hear "and this one time, at band camp..." comin out of her mouth any second? Lol. Maybe she isn't wackadoodle. Maybe she's just unusually irritating, lol. Not sure.

Rach: OMG You SO hit the nail on the head with the "band camp" thing....Yikes....she does sound wackadoodle for sure /-: ....but at least she "loves to bathe"....that's always a plus....lol (-;

Kim: I know, right? Lol. Glad its not just me.

Rach: Run, Kim.....run as fast and far as you can...that one sounds freaky...don't care if she looks like Angelina Jolie....RUN! LOL

For the record, wackadoodle girl never did IM me. Whew!

Pissed
Well its Monday and I am fucked off once again. Things that are pissin me off today:
1. I woke up at 5am for no apparent reason and have been up since.
2. We have a new engineer that started today, but apparently my boss sees no reason to actually introduce me. Cuz you know, I'm just the token female that works here. Not like I actually count for anything.
3. Morons are still equating same sex marriage with incest and beastiality. Cuz yeah, they are like totally the same.
4. America is populated with a huge number of people that still think Dubya is a good president.
5. I may have to postpone my vaca by a day.
6. Its goin to rain all week. Again.
7. PMS. Nuff said.