Saturday, March 06, 2004

Hey kids. Quick update today. Lets see- went out Thursday with Eth and Rose. New York New York, then Pegs. Dancin, etc. Dropped Rose off, hit Sheetz, bed by 3. Slept like the dead, lol. I needed it too. Got up round 11 yuesterday, Eth came over and we went shoppin. Got some uber cute shirts. Then Dicks for lunch, back to my place for a nap, then I went to meet the girls at TGI Fridays. Ama wasn't feeling good, so opted to stay at home. Poor girl. :o( Dinner was much fun. Think I freaked the waitress out a teensy bit. She decided to deliver Smouse's dessert as I was lambasting the far side o the table for ignoring all the intelligent, socio-political conversation we had and only tuning in for "Tongues and vibrators." Yeah, that last was apparently said a bit too loud and at the most inopportune time, lol. Smouse turned so red I thought her head was gonna explode. I laughed so hard I damn near cried, lol. Oops. Faux pas. My bad.
After dinner me an the girls headed back to my place and watched Wave Babes. Yeah, I think the budget for that movie was like a buck fity. Was pretty funny tho. We'll revisit next time we have a pizza party ;o) Eth called like 3 times over the course of the evening from downtown, in progressive states of drunkeness, so I decided to head down there round midnight to keep an eye and provide a ride home. Met them at Pegs, had a beer and a shot of cherry pucker. Oh, lil tip for ya, avoid the cherry stuff. Gave me killer heartburn. NE ways, got some dancing in. Was hot as HELL in there! Had fun tho. Met a german exchange student. She was nice. Jimmy's boy's girlfriend was all lookin to get frisky wit me I think, but nope, ain't goin there. She didn't try too hard, so thats good, lol. End o the night, Rose was hell bent on goin to the Tilden. I wouldn't have minded goin, but knew by the look on Eth's face that he was DONE, so said nope. She suckered Dr. Mike into goin. Me an Eth hit the road in the big bad blazer. Dr. Mike called when we were bout half way home to tell us that he had forgotten that Eth drove and was now walkin home. Don't know what the hell happened to Rose. Think he left her there. Oh well, I was well out of the area by that time, so not my responsibility. Stopped at Sheetz, as always, then home, munch and bed. Goitta take Eth down to get his car, call Ama and see whats the what for tonight, call Kev and make plans, and maybe get my hair cut at some point in time. That last one's doubtable tho. Busy, busy girl I am.

Thursday, March 04, 2004

Hidey ho neighborinos! And how is everyone on this fine fine day? I am all peaches an cream. Theoretically should have busted my nose passing out mid-type and goin face first into the keyboard, but so far so good, right? Grand total of slumbering hours since the beginning of the week...... (drum roll please)............. 15 hours! *badoom tish!*

Took Ama to the Z last night. We met the boys down there. Played a little pool, which reminds me, I still owe Ama a game. I'll have to rectify that. Anyways, new juke at the Z. Not all that much good music, but we managed to find some. New bartender. Yeah, he sucks. Like hello Mr. Jackass bartender, would ya mind pausing your deep throat demonstration and get me a friggin beer? Yeah, thanks so much. No tip for you! Dickwad. So, anyways, was much cool to be back on the old stompin grounds. Krys came in towards the end of the night. She said naught to me, I said naught to her, all was cool and peaceful. Saw David, Barry and Frank n Co. Those were like the only people there I knew. I KNOW! Like what da hell? Was a much enjoyable evening tho. Didn't get my ass to bed till what like 4, 4:30ish I think. And yet I managed to get my ass to work. Albeit an hour and a half late. But still. I am da bomb. Boo ya!

Yeah, hello Mr. Asshat Acountant Beancountin man. Yes, I know you'v been hearing a whole lot of typing coming from my cubicle. What the hell you think you should be hearing? I WORK ON A FUCKING COMPUTER! Just because your old tired ass can't type more than 3 letters a minute don't mean ya gotta get all up in my bidness. And, for the record, I have been uber busy all damn day. Vast majority of typey sounds were related to actual productivity. Yeah, so these particular ones aren't, shut da hell. I'm on a break.

This weekend definitely looks to be a busy one. Tonight I'm supposed to be goin out with Eth. Tomorrow, birthday dinner, possibly followed by big girl beers and lesbo movie night at my humble abode. Saturday hittin south side with Kev and Mike et al. Assuming they don't break up before then. Much boy drama today. Sunday is mom's. And I gotta wash the Blazer sometime. Altho Kev says I shouldn't cuz it sexy. A dirty Blazer, sexy. Freak.

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Hola my peeps! What be shakin? Not a whole hella here. Had a fun (albeit slightly nerve wracking) evening. I am currently running on a grand total of 12 hours sleep for the week and may get slightly slap happy by the end o the day, but for now all is good. And I haven't been to the bar once! I know, what da hell right? Thursday shall be bar night. Images, 80s night, Pegs, Eth is driving, so look the hell out. Kim is ready to party. Friday is the Smouse Bday bash starting at 5:30 (I think?), then may be goin downtown with Ama. Actually will probably go downtown regardless. Saturday is South Side with Kev an Mike and a couple of Mike's friends. Should be a fun change of pace. So, yeah lookin like another one o those weekends. This summer is gonna be dangerous I think. Next weekend should be pretty laid back tho. Think I might mosey on up to Meadville and see Linda. Haven't seen her in like forever. Have a nice relaxing get the hell outta Dodge kinda weekend and charge the batteries for St. Patricks Day. I should hand out the rest o my 4 leaf clovers... hmmm.... I'll have to think on that one. Could be a good gimmick, lol. And I gotta get green hair dye before the big day cuz its been way too long since I went out looking freaky. Woot woot!

I got the weirdest spam this morning. From "jesusobrother". Normaly I just delete the shit, but the jesus reference prompted curiosity. So I open it, and there's a pic of what looks like a reasonably innocent magazine, until ya read the headlines on it. "The Look of Glamour" ok, could see that on any mag, no big. "A Harder Experience"- little eyebrow raising, but could be innocent. "On the Toilet" Um ew! Da hell? And the pièce de résistance, "A Speculum for the Anus" A what!?!?! For the WHO!?!?! Glad I didn't have breakfast! Freaking hurl! So, you would think said magazine would be freaky enough to attract all the pervy fetish peeps right? But do they stop there? Nope. Directly under the mag pic is the following:

A round dog show its value and still his golden expensive book lies.
A given smart mp3 player is on fire and perhaps her golden well-crafted stupid binocyles fidgeting.
Any purple odd shaped picture calms-down.
Our children odd shaped boots adheres.
Our golden beautiful sport shoes falls.
Our children red glove stares.
Whose little sony is on fire.
Their hairy slopy mouse got an idea.
Any given purple silver sony arrives and perhaps his smart mobile phone fidgeting.
A red well-crafted picture sleeps.
Their slopy omprella snores as soon as our soft underwares walks.
Her bluish white binocyles makes sound.
Their noisy exam book spit.
A green omprella walks or maybe a noisy binocyles stares.
Any round-shaped stupid bicycle calms-down or maybe her daughters odd shaped red dog walks.
Any round-shaped shining gun calculates.
Their white carpet spit.
The white spoon smells or any given silver round-shaped slopy expensive magazine makes sound the time that her daughters round-shaped recycle bin is angry.
Any small white bottle fidgeting and his brothers hairy small mouse prepare for fight the time that whose round wine is on fire.
His round-shaped bra prepare for fight at the place that whose expensive balloon sleeps.
Mine green recycle bin smells or his brothers purple computer snores.
Whose golden hairy baby calms-down.
Mine slopy glasses is thinking and our children purple shining shining sport shoes falls.
His brothers smart laptop spit and still our well-crafted stupid round-shaped pensil looks around.
Mine smart white cat stares the time that a given stupid small sony stares.
Our children noisy round-shaped sofa walks.
Our little printer lies and perhaps their purple well-crafted glove adheres.
Mine purple odd shaped spoon looks around.
Her daughters fancy boat is angry.
Her daughters beautiful soda calms-down.
Any given green glove fidgeting and any given round-shaped ram stands-still the time that their well-crafted red green white recycle bin calculates.

Now what the hell is THAT supposed to mean? lol What is the target audience exactly? Is there some secret fetish population that gets off on really really bad wanna be poetry? Or is that just a list of Engrish findings? Is there an Engrish fetish? And what the hell does that have to do with anal probing exactly? lol. Who writes this shit?

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Ha! I FOUND it! I AM A MEMBER OF THE LESBIAN MAFIA!!!!!!! Soon the world will be OURS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I was outside taking a smoke break and pacing in the sunshine, pondering the source of my current mood and letting my mind wander as it is wont to do, and I came upon what I think may be a new psychological disorder. (pharmecutical companies take note!) K, depression is a diagnosable, medicatable mental health issue right? Likewise, Bi polar disorder is an established, proven mental health problem. So, if you're really bummed out all the time, ya get a pill. If you're really bummed sometimes and really happy sometimes, ya get a pill. But they don't medicate those all-manic-all-the-time mother fuckers. You know the ones I'm talking about. The mary sunshine types that can come up smiling after gettin punched in the head by the fist of fate. Now THAT, in my opinion, is a certafuckingfiable mental PROBLEM! Those are the ones that need medicated. But Kim, ya say, Why the hell would ya want to medicate people that are just naturally happy? I'll tell ya why. They aren't just "naturally happy". They are parasites of the psyche. Thats not THEIR happiness they're feeling, it is sucked from the lives of everyone they meet. Think about the last time you met up with one. Maybe you're just walking down the street, feelin good, maybe doing a little shopping, and ya see em coming. Grinning their big cheezy grin. And they stroll on over to ya and make small talk, tellin ya bout how much everything rocks and work is great, spouse is great, kids are great, everything is just peachy motherfuckin keen and isn't life wonderful? Got the picture in your head? Now tell me that by the end of this little conversation, you don't feel just a little shittier. Just a wee bit more down than before. See that? Ya just had your psyche sucked and it was not good for you. Where's the pill for THAT particular head fuck huh? Actually, on second thought, to hell with the pill. Those smiley bastards don't care if they're sucking the life out of their fellow human beings. I say make epi-pen type quit-being-so-goddamn-happy drug dispensing units. That way the next time ya feel your psyche being sucked, you can just stab the sunmabitch and be done with it. Boo Ya!

Monday, March 01, 2004

I just noticed that the ad at the top o the page is for a gay and lesbian rehab center. Think someone's trying to tell me something? lol

Ug. I'm so damn cranky tonight. Life can never just be simple and straightforward, ya know? There always has to be some kinda fucked up twist. And your brain just pounces on it and worries it like a dog with a bone, leaving ya riding on the neverending carousel of what the hell to do. I could get the hell off if it wasn't for the irritating incessant presence of morals. What the hell good are they anyways? I mean really. Never did me a damn bit of good. And shouldn't I be void of those by DEFINITION? I mean I am a big ole muthafuckin dyke. Aren't we theoretically the horrible scary immoral creatures that populate the nightmares of good god fearin folk everywhere? I subscribe to pretty much every lesbian stereotype there is. Well, cept for the ugly, hairy, man hatin part. But power tools? Check. Flannel? Yep. I'm strong willed, stong minded, like folk music and dig cats. I have done my fair share of Uhaulin. I talk issues to death. Animals love me and I don't own a single pair of high heels. So could someone tell me when I get to enjoy the funner half of the stereotype? I wanna be one of those Lesbian Mafia dykes. All out recruitin and being promiscuous and taking over the world and not giving a good goddamn about repercussions. When the hell does THAT side kick in hmmm? Well, yeah ok, I have done a little recruiting. But that wasn't nearly as fun as I had hoped, lol. Ya know, I actually emailed the Lesbian Mafia asshat to inquire as to where to sign up for this fine organization, and he has yet to get back to me. He's local tho. Maybe I should drop by and bid him a howdy do.

Yeah, so I'm a bit scattered tonight. Bear with me. Mid rant I get enthralled with Mr. Mafia, and I have been meaning to dedicate a little bit o blog to him, so lets just do that now shall we? Yep, I think we shall. Dude, this guy is nuttier than a fruitcake. Dig this (his warning to straight girls):

If a womyn doctor is forced upon you, don't be ashamed; ask questions; get a biography on her; find out if she has ever been a political activist. There are other revealing factors, but the average woman doesn't have the experience to recognize lesbian traits, so, for clues: boys haircut, close cropped pearl earrings sometimes only one, boys collared shirts sometimes with boys tie, masculine sleeveless vest, boys suit coat, mens construction shoes, ghostly drab facial expression and color because of no makeup. The lesbian code prohibits any enhances which may attract a heterosexual man.

Pearl earrings? Holy fuck, my MOM's a dyke! You think she'd have told me by now. Maybe she knows where to sign up. Ya think? And where do I get a copy of this "lesbian code"? Anyone out there got an extra copy? Seriously. Help a sista in need.

Here's another gem:

Lesbianism, while in some ways is different than the male homosexual behaviors, is still a self-destructive behavior that is for the most part unhealthy for women. Because of child abuse, inability to have a meaningful relationship with the mother or father or both natural parents and a loathing of the opposite sex, the lesbian mind set is one of anger towards men and society. Once again, we must reach out to these women and try to heal their wounds and let them know that we love them. Everybody is searching for true love. True love is God. The kind of love that fills and satisfies.

Lets see. Abused? Nope, never have been. Very close to my mom and my step dad, not so much my dad cuz well, he's a homophobic sort. That ain't my fault. Loath the opposite sex? Honey I ADORE the opposite sex. Queer bois are the BEST! Next life I'm totally comin back as a fag hag. Anger? Well ya got me there. I AM mighty pissed off. I am tired of being marginalized, pigeonholed, silenced and erased. Walk in my shoes for a day. See if it doesn't piss you off. Wounded? Yeah, prolly. Scarred is probably a better word. You are right in this tho- God is love. But when I think of "the kind of love that fills and satisfies"... well lets just say it's a whole nother kind o love that comes to mind ;o)

From ...you must be very bored...

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Thank you for your support. I will be vigorously tracking progress of this movement and updating my loyal readers.


Here ya go:
Penis underneath Robe.
Penis underneath Robe.
Penis underneath Robe.
Penis underneath Robe.

*snicker*

Monday Monday (da da, da dadada...)

Welp its another Monday morning, which means I have managed to survive yet another weekend of drunken debauchery. OK, so it was a little light on the debauchery end, but ya know what I'm saying. Went bar hopping with Eth on Sat. We started out at Images, then hit NY NY, the Eagle and Pegs. No flaming shots. Yay! Eth got hella drunk. I drove his ass back to my place. After we hit Sheetz for post bar munchies o course, lol. I feel bad for the peeps working there at 2amish. Gettin all the drunk obnoxious fucks in there givin ya a hard time. I'd be whoopin some ass lemme tell ya, lol. NE ways, yep, hit Sheetz, then my place, scarfed, then hit the hay at like some ungodly hour. I woke up the next morn and comletely forgot Eth was there. Good thing he wasn't on the puter, cuz I was walkin round all in the buff and would hate to subject him to that, lol. Finally membered he was there, showered, got dressed, watched most of Chicago (ugh), then hit McDs drive thru, cruised to the fruitloop (am no longer a fruitloop virgin. Meaning I've been there, not that I got lucky there, lol.), took Eth down to get his car. Was an awesome day for drivin lemme tell ya! I went home with the intention of cleaning my house and doin all my laundry, but I had killer cramps so said fuck it. Parked my ass on the couch and watched TV all day. How's THAT for productive? All good, I'll clean tonight. I'm usually more motivated on Mondays anyways. Oh, and dig- Ama called. How bout that, someone actually called when she said she would. Woot! Course she DOES have a GF. I gotta keep that in mind, lol. Bad Kimmy. Bad, bad Kimmy.

So, in the long standing tradition of slacking as much as humanly possible without gettin fired, I present the following mother of all questionairres. Stolen from Eth.

1. FULL NAME? Kimberly Jo Stanley
2. NICKNAMES? Kim, Kimmer, Kimber, Ms. Stanley, Harley
3. IF YOU COULD HAVE NAMED YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD YOURNAME BE? I'm kinda partial to the one I have thanks.
4. IF YOU WERE A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX, WHATWOULD YOUR NAME BE? Dave.
5. AGE? 31 going on 20, lol
6. ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? aries.
7. EYE COLOR AND HAIR COLOR? brown eyes, dark hair when I'm not bleachin the hell out of it
8. PIERCINGS AND TATOOS? yes and yes.
9. WHAT IS ARTIFICIAL ABOUT YOU? EVER HAVE ANY
COSMETIC/PLASTIC SURGERY? EVER COLOR YOUR HAIR OR HAIR
EXTENSIONS? EVER HAVE BRACES OR CROWNS/VENEERS? WEARCONTACTS OR GLASSES? As previously stated, I bleach my hair. And had braces. Not that they helped at all, lol. And I wear glasses.
10. HAVE ANY PETS? Yep. cute fish (upstairs) and huge killer psycho fish (downstairs)
11. WHAT KIND OF UNDERWEAR DO YOU WEAR? depends on what I'm wearing. Generally I wear bikinis or butt floss, lol
12. EXTROVERT OR INTROVERT? Introvert
13. NUMBER OF SEXUAL PARTNERS (YES, ORAL COUNTS!)? Well I'd freakin hope oral counts! lol. umm, lemme count... 8. Yep. 8. Damn, I am a good girl.
14. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? I believe in a God, just not the hellfire/brimstone you're all goin to hell God of the fundie types
15. HOW LONG IS THE LONGEST YOU EVER WENT WITHOUT A SHOWER OR BATH? I dunno. Maybe 3 or 4 days? Mich fest.
16. ARE YOU TICKLISH? sometimes
17. DO YOU DRIVE A CAR? I drive a big butchy blazer named Bruce. Boo ya!
18. DO YOU VOTE? Damn skippy.
19. WHERE DO YOU LIVE AND WITH WHO? Export. With my fish.
20. WHAT ARE THE FIVE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO YOU?
Friends and family is #1 of course. Then music, vehicle, computer (yes I am a geek), job
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE. . .

21. MOVIE? All Over Me
22. SONG? Depends on my mood
23. FOOD? I dunno. cheesecake mebbe?
24. NONALCOHOLIC DRINK? Diet Pepsi
25. ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Coors Light or SoCo an coke
26. COLOR? Yellow. Yes, I know I'm weird.
27. DAY OF THE WEEK? Thursday. Cuz its my friday. Woot!
28. NUMBER? I dunno. Do I need a fav number? lol
29. TV SHOW? I guess the L Word, since thats pretty much the only one I watch
30. TV CHANNEL? Showtime
31. CAR? Convertable VW bug. The old ones.
32. CANDY BAR? Reeses
33. ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chubby Hubby
34. FOUR LETTER WORD? Fuck
35. PASSTIME OR HOBBY? Guess the station counts don't it?
HAVE YOU EVER. . .
36. BEEN IN LOVE? Yep. More than once.
37. HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND? once
38. BEEN INVOLVED IN A THREESOME OR GROUPSEX? Nope. Lil Miss Vanilla
39. SEUXUALLY BEEN WITH OR KISSED A MEMBER OF THE
SAME SEX (OR, IF YOU'RE GAY, EVER BEEN WITH OR KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)? Yup. I kiss gay boys all the time, lol. In a hi how ya doin peckish kinda way.
40. PURPOSEFULLY STOLEN, CONCEALED, OR KEPT ANYTHING FROM A SEXUAL PARTNER IN ORDER TO START OR MAINTAIN A COLLECTION OF ITEMS FROM YOUR PARTNERS? Um, no. Thats kinda creepy ain't it?
41. INJURED YOURSELF OR ANOTHER DURING SEX? Not seriously. Heh.
42. LIED TO YOUR PARENTS? Are there people alive that haven't?
43. LIED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIED, WIFE, HUSBAND,OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Yep. Nothing serious tho. The "No honey, those jeans don't make your ass look fat!" variety, lol
44. CHEATED ON YOUR BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIED, WIFE,HUSBAND, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Nope. Never have, never will.
45. STOLEN ANYTHING WORTH MORE THAN $5.00? Don't think so
47. BEEN SUSPENDED OR EXPELLED FROM ANY SCHOOL OR FIRED FROM ANY JOB? Nope
48. GOTTEN DRUNK? Heh. Um, once or twice maybe
49. DONE ANY ILLEGAL DRUGS? I plead the 5th
50. PEED IN OUTDOORS OR IN ANY OTHER PUBLIC PLACE WHERE YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PEE? Um, yeah.
51. RECYLED A GIFT (GOTTEN A GIFT AND THEN GIVEN IT TO ANOTHER PERSON AS A GIFT WITHOUT TELLING THEM)? Not that I recall
52. BEEN ENGAGED, PROPOSED (OR BEEN PROPOSED TO),MARRIED, DIVORCED/SEPARATED? Married and divorced. Not legally of course, but still counts to me.
53. BEEN ON A BLIND DATE? Yep
54. DATED/HOOKED UP WITH ANYONE YOU MET ON THE PHONE OR USED A PHONE DATING SERVICE? nope
55. DATED/HOOKED UP WITH ANYONE YOU MET ONLINE ORUSED AN ONLINE DATING SERVICE? Yep

DO YOU PREFER. . .

56. BEING ALONE OR BEING WITH OTHER PEOPLE? depends on my mood. Usually prefer to be with people
57. TAVERNS OR DANCE CLUBS? clubs
58. BEING A LEADER OR A FOLLOWER? depends on the situation
59. DAY OR NIGHT?night.
60. CREAMY OR CRUNCHY PEANUTBUTTER? Crunchy
61. SILK OR LEATHER? Both
62. DOGS OR CATS? Cats
64. CITY OR COUNTRY? living in the country, partyin in the city
65. BEER OR HARD LIQUOR? either or. its all good, lol

ANSWER SOME MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOURSELF.
66. IF SOMEONE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHATWOULD IT BE CALLED? How the hell should I know? If they're writing it, shouldn't THEY be titling it? lol
67. YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT POPULAR SONG WOULDBE THE THEME SONG? Not that popular, but I think Willing to Wait by Melissa Ferrick
68. IF YOU COULD GO ON A DATE WITH ANY FAMOUS PERSON,WHO WOULD IT BE? Angelina Jolie. Duh
69. IF YOU WERE IN A MUSICAL BAND, WHAT INSTRUMENT WOULD YOU PLAY? the guitar o course
70. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR PHYSICAL APPEARANCE, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Probably my teeth. I actually wouldn't change a whole lot.
71. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? More assertive, less doormat
72. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING (ANYTHING, PHYSICAL OR PERSONALITY) ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, WIFE, HUSBAND, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHAT WOULD IT BE? Don't have one
73. IF YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE AND COULD GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME, WHAT TIME WOULD YOU GO TO? 60s. Woodstock here I come!
74. IF YOU WERE STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND AND COULD ONLY HAVE THREE THINGS WITH YOU, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE? My guitar, a still and companionship
75. IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY AND DIDN,T HAVE TO WORK ANOTHER DAY IN YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH YOURTIME? Travel. Have fabulous parties. Spoil the hell out of the people I love.

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR PAST.
76. WHAT IS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? GodSpeed by Lynn Breedlove
77. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT ON A DATE ANDWHERE DID YOU GO? Late november/early december. somewere round there. We went to a Thai place, then Starbucks.
78. WHAT IS THE LAST MEAL YOU ATE? Leftover pasta
79. THE LAST CONCERT YOU WENT TO? Jill Sobule. She's da bomb!
80. THE LAST STORE YOU SHOPPED IN? Walmart. I know, I'm a tool.
81. HOW OLD WERE YOU THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT DRUNK? Young. 12 tops. lol
82. AGE WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? Almost 18
83. AGE WHEN YOU WENT ON YOUR FIRST DATE AND WHEREYOU WENT? I don't remember. Maybe 14 and the movies.
84. WHERE WERE YOU ON 9-11? Workin in Rock Hill, SC
85. WHEN AND WHERE WAS THE LAST PARTY YOU WENT TO? Last non bar party? Hell, I don't even remember. OH, Kev an Bob's anniversary. Last Nov.

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE.
86. BEST FRIEND'S NAME? Eth
87. NAME OF BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND, WIFE,SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Have we not already covered the fact that I'm single ad naseum? Rub it in why don't ya! lol
88. FIRST PERSON YOU EVER KISSED? Umm... think his name was Rich? Maybe?
89. FIRST PERSON YOU HAD SEX WITH? Rob. Ug. Couldn't figure out what all the hoopla was about. First girl was Jenn, bout a month later. Yep, figured the hoopla real quick.
90. HEROES? Ani Difranco
91. WORST ENEMY? None that I know of
92. FIRST PERSON YOU'D TELL A SECRET TO? depends on the secret
93. LAST PERSON YOU'D TELL A SECRET/PERSON YOU TRUST THE LEAST? I trust all my friends pretty much
94. OTHER THAN FAMILY MEMBERS, WHO BOUGHT YOU THE NICEST/MOST EXPENSIVE PRESENT YOU'VE RECEIVED ANDWHAT WAS IT? Eth. DVD player.
95. PERSON WHO HAS DISAPPOINTED YOU MOST? Most recent ex.

WHO OR WHAT IS THE. . .
96. OLDEST PERSON YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH (AND YOUR AGEAT THE TIME)? Tooch. She was 36, I was 24
97. YOUNGEST PERSON YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH (AND YOUR AGE AT THE TIME)? Krys. She was 23, I was 27.
98. STRANGEST FOOD YOU'VE EVER ATE? Think cold pizza with peanut butter tops the list, lol
99. STRANGEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER MADE WHOOPIE? In the Tracker in a parking lot
100. BEST BAR, TAVERN, OR CLUB YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO? Garbo's in NC
101. COOLEST/HAPPIEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER BEEN? The Millenium March in DC was hella cool
102. SCARIEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER BEEN? Ummm.... dayumn, I been in a lot of scary places, lol.
103. LONGEST ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOU'VE BEEN IN? 4 years.
104. LONGEST FRIENDSHIP YOU'VE EVER HAD? Aimee. goin on 10 years I think. Holy shit.
105. MOST UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN? I dunno. Been in lots.

WOULD YOU RATHER BE (YOU CAN'T BE BOTH, YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE!). . .
106. BEAUTIFUL OR FAMOUS? Famous. If you're famous, people think you're hot regardless
107. ARTISTIC OR ACADEMIC? Artistic
108. IN-SHAPE OR WEALTHY? Show me the money baby!
109. THE PERSON WHO MAKES EVERYONE LAUGH OR THE PERSON WHO EVERYONE CAN RELY ON? I'd rather be relied on
110. CONSTANTLY BUSY OR ALWAYS CAREFREE? Busy

WOULD YOU EVER. . .
111. CHEAT ON A SCHOOL EXAM OR WORK PRACTICUM? I think I've probably cheated in school
112. HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR PROFESSOR OR EMPLOYER TO GET A GOOD GRADE OR ADVANCE YOUR CAREER? OR, OFFER YOUR STUDENT OR EMPLOYEE A GOOD GRADE OR CAREER ADVANCEMENT IF THEY'D SLEEP WITH YOU?
Um, no
113. HAVE ANY TYPE OF SEX WITH AN UNATTRACTIVE PERSON FOR ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY? IF SO, HOW MUCH MONEY WOULD IT TAKE? WHAT ABOUT WITH A PERSON OF THE SAME SEX (OR,
IF YOU'RE GAY, A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX)? No again. Unless it was some insane huge amount of money. Like HUGE.
114. EAT FOOD THAT YOU FOUND ON THE FLOOR OR GROUND THAT WAS THERE FOR LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS? Eww.
115. HITCHHIKE? Not a chance

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU. . .
116. FOUND A WALLET FULL OF MONEY BUT WITHOUT ID INTHE SUPERMARKET? Prolly turn it in
117. SAW A NICE LAMP OR OTHER PIECE OF FURNITURE SITTING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD ON TRASH COLLECTION DAY? Throw it in the blazer baby! Free stuff! Boo ya!
118. WALKED IN ON YOUR BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND, WIFE, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER IN BED WITHANOTHER PERSON? flip the fuck out. Call Eth and the girls. Get drunk. Have pizza. Laugh at the glowey eyed ducks. Wait, this sounds familiar.... lol
119. KNEW YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS CHEATING ON HIS OR HER BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, HUSBAND, WIFE, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER? I'd prolly talk to em about it. but who the hell am I to judge?
120. SAW A CLASSMATE CHEATING ON AN EXAM OR FOUND OUT THAT A COWORKER WAS LYING ABOUT OR NOT DOING THEIR WORK? couldn't care less

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE.
121. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? No one. stole it from Eths blog
122. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Most likely to blog it would prolly be Cyn
123. LEAST LIKELY? To blog would be Rach and Smouse. They never update their damn blogs! lol