- Yes yes I know I am neglecting you. Been busy. There have been ups and downs and much with the drinkin. And one call off. Oops. My bad. Anyways, I am currently in the middle of gettin ready for yet another big night out woot woot. I will try an update y'all tomorrow. Kisses!
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
- Chock full of bloggedy goodness!
Its hump day (snicker!), I am in a goofy mood and I have a billion things I wanna post. Be warned.
Blog fodder:
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me
videre?
"Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you
just glad to see me?"
You're smooth, okay, but you also need a
girlfriend. Bad.
Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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This is the first time I recall a quizilla quiz being completely wrong about me. I don't need a girlfriend. I need batteries.
Politics:
Anyways, on to more important topics. Last night I went to my first ever political type meeting thingy. Woot! HRC had a meetup at Donny's an me an the girls went down to see what the what is. Was interesting at times. Best part of the meeting was plotting to bludgeon a moronic, irritating lesbian with Rach. (The plotting was with Rach, not the lesbian. lol) Well, that and hearing the term "ravenous muff diver" in conversation. So, anyways, yeah, meeting was ok save for a couple "oo oo look at me I must be center of attention always" types. Wasn't very organized, no agenda, not much to it at all. Boiled down to "Republicans are bad, m'kay?" Stuff like that always brings out the Aries in me. I kinda just wanted to stand up and be like Yo, this is what needs done and this is how we're gonna do it. Any questions? But of course I know jack diddly shit about PA politics, so that isn't really an option. I consoled myself by planning a massive campaign to gather signatures from bar flies. Cuz ya know, I'll be good at that, lol. And hell, might as well do something constructive with my boozin time.
Art:
Next topic. Natalie Dee. She is the uber cool artist that inked the hobosexual drawing posted earlier. She is da bomb. If you really, really loved me, you would buy me a painting. Unfortunately I didn't see any of my favs listed for sale. (though I bet if ya emailed her, she could hook ya up. Did I mention that I put out? Oh yeah baby. me love you LONG time!)
Favs:
(yeah, I'm a geek)
And last, but certainly not least
She's just too damn good.
Friends:
In other news, I got a belated Bday present from Smouse n Rach last night. Have I mentioned how hard they rock? They rock hard! In addition to all the cool booty I got the night of my Bday celebration (I mean booty in the pirate sense, not the P diddy sense), they gave me a framed 8X10 of the 3 of us with Alix Olson. I will scan and post it this eve. Assuming of course that I don't go to karaoke with Eth. Which is a possibility.
Secret Admirer?
If you look to your left, you will notice a flooble chatter box. In said box, someone calling themselves "your secret admirer" has left messages. Upon reading these messages, I immeditely figured out who this secret admirer was. I mean, come on, how simple can it get? Thinks I'm the shit? Plays an instrument? Duh! Problem is, I was wrong. And now I'm all hmmm.... So, I have a challenge for ya. Yeah, I'm talking to the secret one. Mmhmmm. I propose we play a little game. I will ask you 10 yes or no questions. If I can't figure out who the hell you are after all 10 questions, I will take you out on a date*. Complete with flowers and candlelight. If, however, I do figure it out, you must write a 500 word essay detailing exactly why I am the shit and what makes me so damn sexy. Which I will not only post here in its entirety, but will also frame and hang in my bedroom. I have thrown down. If ya wanna take the challenge, leave a comment to this post and the game shall begin ;o) Boo ya.
*(added due to friend's insistence) I reserve the right to make it a double date if it turns out you're psycho. :o)
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
- In honor of yesterday's ranting, I give you....
Verily!
Think I'm gonna get a bunch of these printed up. Would make a helluva an ice breaker at the bars, lol.
Courtesy of Toothpaste for Dinner.
| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 56.7% Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 65.1% |
| Shamelessness | 78.6% Has yet to see self in mirror | 79.4% |
| Sex Drive | 76.3% The Pope is envious | 77.8% |
| Straightness | 60.7% Felt someone up once | 45% |
| Gayness | 7.1% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame | 83.6% |
| Fucking Sick | 83.2% Refreshingly normal | 90% |
| You are 59.85% pure Average Score: 72.7% | ||
- Yo yo. What be shakin? Had myself quite the interesting Monday from what I remember. Where to start? Oh, I know. The princess. Um yeah. Remember a while back there was chick at Donnys that referred to herself as princess and was inquiring as to whether or not I was single? (I'll link to the appropriate post when I figure out how). Anyways, she saw one of my ads and emailed me. Oh joy. Be still my beating heart. She's still asking if I'm single. I told her I have removed myself from the dating pool. Which is pretty much true. I'm bout over that shit. So NE way, yeah, been tracked down by royalty. Lucky me. Woo.
That was while I was still at work. I left at 5:30, motored my ass home, changed, and boogied on down to Monroeville to meet Eth an Becca at the Tmobile, cuz Eth got me the coolest fucking phone for my Bday. Seriously way way cool. Chat up the Tmobile guy while he does all the paperworky stuff. He was talking about Tilden and RKs and yadda yadda. Translation- he's a big homo. Get the phone, off to Images. Have I mentioned that it was Beccas big Bday bash? Well it was.
Get to Images, Spanky is working. So Co and coke and shots right off the bat. Mind you, I hadn't eaten since 11:30. Uh huh. Yeah. Lots o SoCo, many shots, chit chatted with Ricki Rocket, called Tmobile Mike to see if he'd come down. Oh yeah. Nothing better than calling a complete stranger drunk off your ass to see if he wants to go to the queer bar. Boo ya! He turned me down, but is gonna go to Pegs with us on Thursday. Woot woot!
So Dr. Mike shows up, and Dave and big Bi Ryan. More drinks. Spanky gets off work and joins us in the festivities. Round 9:30 ish(?) we go over to Chez Kimberly to get Becca a lap dance for her Bday. Cuz she wanted one. I don't know why. I vaguely remember trying to explain my whole problem with the stripping thing to Spanky, but I don't think I did too good a job. They always start talking about boy strippers. Hello, thats different. When's the last time you heard about a female serial rapist? Hmm? Yeah. Anyways, have no idea what time it was when we left. I hit Wendy's drive thru on the way home cuz I had had like NO food in forever and was ready to gnaw my own arm off. Got home, chowed and passed the hell out.
Tonight its off to Donnys with Rach an Smouse for the HRC meeting. Dig it. Tomorrow night I am stayin the hell home and doing laundry in preparation for the big road trip. Woot!
Monday, April 26, 2004
- I had originally planned on writing a whiny assed post regarding personal issues with some things that have taken place in the past few days. Lucky for you, I read this.
Some tasty tidbits:
Doctors or other health care providers could not be disciplined or sued if they refuse to treat gay patients under legislation passed Wednesday by the Michigan House.
Three other bills that could affect LGBT health care were also passed by the House Wednesday which would exempt a health insurer or health facility from providing or covering a health care procedure that violated ethical, moral or religious principles reflected in their bylaws or mission statement.
Paul A. Long, vice president for public policy for the Michigan Catholic Conference, said the bills promote the constitutional right to religious freedom.
What kind of fucking bullshit is this? How exactly does providing healthcare for gay people infringe on ANYONE'S religion? Of course, the christians are the first group to pop in my head. You just KNOW those assholes are christian. Actually Xtian, because there is nothing whatsoever Christlike in their conduct. Now I am down with Jesus, fo sho. I done did read the bible an everything. (Catholic College. *shudder*) I had an entire freaking class on Jesus. He is my homeboy.
I don't recall JC saying anything whatsoever that could be used to support this bill, no matter how much you twist His words. Um hello, didn't Jesus teach us about love? You know, turn the other cheek an all that? Didn't He heal "sinners"?
Matthew 9:3-7
3 And, behold, certain of the scribes said within themselves, This man blasphemeth. 4 And Jesus knowing their thoughts said, Wherefore think ye evil in your hearts? 5 For whether is easier, to say, Thy sins be forgiven thee; or to say, Arise, and walk? 6 But that ye may know that the Son of man hath power on earth to forgive sins, (then saith he to the sick of the palsy,) Arise, take up thy bed, and go unto thine house. 7 And he arose, and departed to his house.
Funny how people only hear what they want to hear isn't it?
- Been awhile since I did one o these. Stolen shamelessly from Paranoid Android.
Statistics...
Name: Kim
Birth date: Tax day
Birthplace:Da burgh
Current Location: Work
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: A variety. Think hedgehog.
Height: 5'7ish
Your heritage: who the hell knows?
Your weaknesses: girls with guitars.
Your fears: spiders, roaches, and the killer fish from hell
Goal you'd like to achieve: immortality? Fame and fortune?
Your most overused phrase on AIM: "ya know?" and "I hear ya"
Your thoughts first waking up: how many times can I hit the snooze before I have to get my ass outta bed?
Your best physical feature: they're all good ;o)
Your bedtime: sometime between 11 and 2 on weeknights.
Your most missed memory: none. I like the here and now thanks.
Do you...
Smoke: yup
Swear: yup
Sing: only with the radio. unless I'm drunk and playin guitar
Have a crush(es): Did.
Think you've been in love: once or twice
Like(d) high school: Hell no.
Want to get married: Been there, done that.
Believe in yourself: Oh yeah. I am da bomb dig.
Get motion sickness: nope
Think you're attractive:Hottie
Think you're a health freak: Lets see... I smoke, I drink, and I avoid exercise. Health freak? I think not.
Get along with your parents: Mom and step dad boo ya. Dad... not so much.
Like thunderstorms: yup
Play an instrument: Yep
In the past year, have you...
Drank alcohol: Who me? Never!
Smoked: um yeah
Done a drug: just one
Made Out: Why yes. Yes I have.
Gone to the mall: Yes. Are there people in America that go an entire year without once going to a mall?
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No.
Eaten sushi: Nope
Been on stage: No
Been dumped: Um, yeah.
Gone skating: Nope
Gone skinny dipping: nope
Dyed your hair: many times
Stolen anything: Can't remember. Maybe an ashtray or 2.
Have you ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Well of course not! *snicker*
Been caught "doing something": Ummm... does being overheard count? lol
Been called a tease: once or twice
Gotten beaten up: Nope. Everyone loves me, lol
Shoplifted: nope
The future...
Age you hope to be married: Been there done that. Fuck it.
Describe your dream wedding: see above
What do you want to be when you grow up: insanely rich
What country would you most like to visit: Greece
In a girl...
Best eye color: green
Best hair color: doesn't matter
Short or long hair: either or
Height: preferably over 5'
Best first date location: I dunno. Suggestions?
Numbers...
Number of drugs taken illegally: Just the one. unless you count underage drinking
Number of people you could trust with your life: other than family, I'd say 3
Number of CDs you own: a whole bunch.
Number of piercings: other than earlobes, 2. soon to be 3.
Number of tattoos: 4
Number of times your name has appeared in the paper: once. I think. Unless you count the Out, then 2.
Number of scars on your body: never counted.
Sunday, April 25, 2004
- Hey hey! Whats shakin? Not a whole hella here, as per usual. Went out to dinner with Ama Thursday. Had good conversation. Then went down to Images to meet Eth. Has a couple cocktails, then home. At like 11:30. I know what up wit dat? Called Ama on the way and had much more conversation. Which was good, as I needed to stock up for my Amaless weekend. Friday I got absolutely nothing done. Layed in bed till like 2. What a freakin waste of space I was. Made dinner, did some laundry and laid around till 8ish when Eth mentioned Donnys. Hullo! So off to Donnys I go. Was dead. Did get a very cool surprise phone call that left me a tad giddy tho. :o) Left donnys and went to Images for a little bit. Had one drink, then left. Again was home by like 12. Thats 2 nights in a row. I must be ill, lol.
Last night I went to donny's yet again. Was a much better night this time. Big bunch o zebra folk were there. Woot woot! Saw Eva, whom I haven't seen in like years. Got asked to dance by a random girl (I declined). Eva tried to kiss me. Um, totally negatory. Not happenin. Other than that had a much fun night tho. Then on to Pegs where I dragged my fav bartender on the dance floor. He shall now be known as Spanky. Don't ask. Got home round 1:45, then Eth, Stevo and stevos friend Jo Jo came over bearing gifts from Sheetz. Lil word of advice- don't ever eat a double decker low card sausage egg an cheese shmagle at 2am. The heartburn is killer.