- Update!
Been spending all my bloggin time on politics lately, so I figured I'd take a minute and give y'all the big update on my life.
House hunt- I'm still lookin. Saw 2 last week, one that was just a complete dump and one in the middle of town. Erg. No thanks. Plus, the one in the middle of town was inhabited by some uber religious type, which isn't necessarily a bad thing in itself, but can cause complications with the decor. There were enough cherubs to choke Jesus himself. Nuff said.
Dating- Yes. Yes I am. Still seein Cristin. Haven't completely freaked out yet, go me!
Work- Been uber super hella busy. Which I love. Yay for my job!
Blog- Have many many new links to add to the blogroll. In the meantime, check out What She Said! Thanks to Morgaine of The-Goddess for compiling the list!
Etc- Got to hang with the girls at Jiggers the other night. Cristin has been officially inducted into the big girl beer club. Woot! Tonight is the big debate party. Cristin, Rach, Smouse, Kev, maybe Eth, and possibly some unknown boi of Kev's choice are comin over to watch the debate, booze, eat pizza and more than likely scream incoherently at the moron that runs the country. My neighbors are gonna love me! In order to insure that adequate amounts of alcohol are consumed, we're playing the Pres. debate drinking party as reported by the Chicago Trib.
RULES:
- Every time President Bush says the word "safer," take a drink. If he uses the word "democracy" in the same sentence, make it a double.
- For every John Kerry reference to the UN, have a drink.
- If Bush uses the phrase "compassionate conservative," you must chug your entire beverage.
- Take one drink for every three times Kerry points with his left hand.
- Any previously recorded Bushism, like "misunderestimate" or "subliminable," used by the president during the debate requires one drink.
- If Kerry exceeds the time limit for any response, take a drink.
- Back-to-back offenses require a double shot and a NoDoz.
A reference by your candidate to any of the following requires one drink:
1) Florida
2) North Korea
3) Axis of evil
4) Saddam Hussein
5) The American people- And for an exciting twist on the game, anytime anybody mentions the word "Vietnam," everybody has to take a drink.
Good times!
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
- Nuff o this political shit- Tuesday is Chooseday damnit!
- be forced to listen to nothing but barry manilow tunes for 36 hours OR metallica?
- french kiss richard simmons OR gene simmons (lead singer of kiss)?
- wear a pink tutu everywhere you go for a week OR a big "cat-in-the-hat" hat?
- uncontrollably kick people in the shins when you first meet them OR pinch their hiney?
either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.
- Would you rather:
Manilow. I hang with enough queer bois, I should be able to handle some Barry.
Richard. I know from personal experience that kissing someone with a very large tongue can be eewwy.
I'd wear a cat-in-the-hat hat for the hell of it. Force is not needed. Yeah, ok I'm a freak. What of it?
I'd rather pinch bums. Course that could make work a little more challenging, lol.
- Don't wanna listen to me?
Listen to the Republicans.
via The-Goddess
Monday, September 27, 2004
- From the Department of Duh...
Powell: Situation in Iraq 'Getting Worse'
Nuh uh! Really?
In other news, apparently al Qaeda has endorsed Kerry for president. Riiiggghhhtt. And that's why they're planning a pre-election attack. Cuz terror alerts have such a negative effect on Bush's approval ratings. Ayup.
Oh, and of course, if you vote for Kerry, You're gonna die! They're gonna getcha!
Gimme a fuckin break. al Qaeda is gonna try to hit us regardless of who's in office. I would venture to guess that they kinda dig Bush. I mean, he's pretty much flat out said that he's not concerned with finding Osama. And he's doing a bang up job getting them recruits. Not to mention that he and Osama agree on most everything except who's god is gonna smite whom. What's not to like?