- I'm off!!
Time to get my ass movin! Woot Woot! Bikini clad babes here I come!
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- WHOOHOOOOO!
Its vacation time! I'm so excited! Got all my stuff packed and ready to go, got my snacks in the cooler and got 30 CDs waiting to provide entertainment during my 10 hour drive. Can ya dig it? I knew ya could!
Not much else to update. The psycho fish were successfully exiled last night. All clear Smouse! lol The entire rest of the evening I spent preparing for the trip. Think I remembered everything. Well, except the ring I was gonna launch into the ocean, but fuck it. I'll just chuck it next trash day, lol.
So there won't be any new posts from me until next Friday at the earliest. (Unless I can email someone via phone and have them post for me.) I did buy myself a notebook to keep track of the goings on tho, so should have all sorts of details for ya when I get back. Have a good week everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, June 03, 2004
- Stolen from the Diva. Again.
1. . Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
No one could recognize me from my blog unless they already know me, in which case they've no doubt already seen me look bad so why bother?
2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
I haven't posted any pics of me.
3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
Think I've only gotten 1 email related to this blog and it was pretty cool.
4. Do you lie in your blog?
Nope
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
Probably
6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
No.
7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
Nope. But yeah, prolly should be. I think damn near everyone should be, lol.
8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
I have never deleted nor faked comments.
9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after?
Durning? no. After? Probably. I really don't pay that much attention, lol
10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
Most of them do. The ones that don't I think would like me more.
11. Do you have a job?
Yep. Engineer of all trades.
12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
Sounds like my job now. Except they pay me for the engineering thing, which I don't understand considering I do it so rarely.
13. Which blogger(s) do you want to meet in real life?
Cyn, flea, asshole
14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
None as of yet. Oh, lied. Made out with Joanie. But she hasn't blogged in months, so she doesn't count anymore ;o)
15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
Less
16. Does your family read your blog?
Sweet Jebus no! Hope not anyways. Tho my sis would be proud. lol
17. How old is your blog?
I dunno. look at the archives. duh.
18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
Nope and nope.
19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
This is my secret slutty blog.
20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
nope
21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
Money? There's money involved?
22. Is blogging narcissistic?
I'd say so.
23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time?
Not until someone bitches at me for it.
24. Do you like John Mayer?
Who?
25. Do you have enemies?
I'd assume so
26. Are you lonely?
Not right now.
27. Why bother?
Why bother blogging? Actually it started out as a means for me to keep all my friends up to date on who I been mackin on and just grew from there.
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Wednesday, June 02, 2004
| K | Kinky |
| I | Intelligent |
| M | Modern |
| B | Beautiful |
| E | Extreme |
| R | Rounded |
| S | Square |
| T | Tasty |
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How I can be rounded and square at the same time shall remain a mystery.
- Check it. And I thought hookin for Jesus was bad.
- Yep, back already. Over the minor beach related crankiness. For the most part anyways. Figure what the hell, gives me 10 whole hours all to myself to ponder life. THAT should be fun right? lol Eh, I figure long as I prepare a decent beach trip soundtrack all should be good right? Right.
- be trapped in a room for an hour with 15 scorpions OR one rabid dog?
- grow hairy palms OR go blind?
- be addicted to alcohol OR gambling?
- save an old lady from a flood OR a dog from a fire?
So, I forgot bout the whole Tuesday is Chooseday thing yesterday, due to the fact that I spent all day convinced that it was Monday. Which was, in turn, due to the fact that I remember so little of Monday that it sort of became a non day in the life o Kim. Anyways, Here it is.
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- Would you rather:
Scorpions. I can stomp on those.
Hairy palms. Duh.
heh. I'll go with alcohol. I know, shock right?
Old lady. Sorry, I'm not one of those "animals are better than people" dykes.
- Great Big Balls of Suck!
But first, neener neener asshat!
So here's the latest on the big beach trip 04. See, I was supposed to be riding down with the big Ragoo on Friday. So I blew off plans for taking Friday off, Ragoo had to work, etc. Coolio. But now apparently Ragoo doesn't have to work. So he's leaving tomorrow afternoon. Which means I gotta drive the 10 hours to the beach all by my lonesome. How much does that blow? And I have like a freakin billion things to do before then. Tonight I gotta get my oil changed and spare tire fixed, do all my laundry, clean my house, write out my bills and start packin. Tomorrow Kev is coming over to rid me of the psycho fish from hell (yay!) which will take a couple hours, then I gotta pack up the rest of my shit, get the car loaded, windshield washed, etc etc. Friday get to work early, leave round 2, should be there round midnight.
Or, alternatively, I could take Friday off and leave with Stevo tomorrow. But then I'd either be giving up a day at Mich Fest or the half day I'm taking off when Cyn visits. Um, no. Fuck it. Just gonna leave as early as possible on Friday. Maybe just take a couple hours off. I figure if I leave here by noon I can be there just in time to hit the bars. Woot woot!
Tuesday, June 01, 2004
- Flash! Ah ahhhhh...
Flash Gordon is without a doubt one of the most homo erotic movies I have ever ever seen. Ever. How did I not know that? Why is it not in the handbook? I mean, come on! Queen soundtrack? Puh-leaze! Those outfits? Fabulous! And the girls are so obviously bi-curious fag hags its laughable.
How is this not listed as a classic queer movie? Have ya seen it? I ain't seen something that queer since Batman and Robin, and you KNOW how queer that is. Fo real, check that shit out. Tell me I aint right.
- Stolen from the Diva:
1. What time is it?
2:01pm
2. Name as it appears on your Birth Certificate?
Kimberly
3. Nicknames?
Kim, Kimmer, Kimmy, Miss Stanley, Harley, Dyke, etc...
4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?
Didn't have a cake but if I had, 32
6. Date that you regularly blow them out?
April 15th
7. Pets?
Fish. Cute colorful ones (mine) and big huge psycho ones (Kev's)
8. Favorite animal?
Cats. And hedgehogs. The pygmy ones. Too cute!
9. Tattoo?
4. Hand, ankle, foot, back
10. How much do you love your job?
Hullo, I email and blog all day. How could I not love it?
11. Birthplace?
Pittsburgh, PA
12. Favorite vacation spot?
Beach
13. Ever been to Africa?
Nope
14. Stolen any traffic signs?
I plead the 5th
15. Ever been in a car accident?
Yep. Got rearended by an asshat a few years ago.
16. Croutons or Bacon bits?
Both
17. 2 Door or 4 door car?
2 door butchmobile
18. Salad Dressing?
Ranch
19. Favorite Pie?
Tee hee!
20. Favorite number?
Prize to the first person to guess my favorite number!
21. Favorite Movie?
All Over Me
22. Favorite Color?
Yellow
23. Favorite Holiday?
Halloween
24. Favorite Food?
Cheesecake
25. Favorite day of the week?
Friday
26. Favorite brand of body soap?
whatevers on sale
27. Favorite TV shows?
Buffy
28. Toothpaste?
Colgate
29.Perfume/Cologne?
Individual Blue
31. Favorite smell?
dunno. Never really thought about it
32. What do you do to relax?
Read. Watch tv.
33. Favorite Fast Food place?
Long Johns
34. When was your last hospital visit?
3 years ago I think
35. How many times did you fail your driver's license test?
none
36. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
I don't look that far ahead
37. What do you do when you are bored?
Go out
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- Yep, I'm back. Rach isn't in yet, Smouse can't email at work anymore and Eth is way slackin with the email. So you're stuck with me.
Yesterday at the picnic, I met a friend of Terry's. Of course I have no clue what her name is, but we'll call her bi girl. Not that she actually said she was bi, but did mention something about falling in love with a guy, so yeah, bi. And she was doing the typical bi girl whine. Which made me realize that I haven't blogged about bi girls in awhile, so I figured it was time.
First off, to the "straight" girls. If you spend more time in gay bars than you do straight bars, ya might wanna think about that a bit. And if you make out with a chick, no matter how boyish said chick may be, you aren't straight. Especially is there is no boyfriend present to titilate with hot girl on girl action. You can tell yourself you're straight. You can tell other people you're straight. You can bone every guy in the state to prove your straightness. But ya ain't straight. Sorry.
Secondly- to the bi girls. I know, I know, it sucks to be bi. Lesbians won't date ya. Blah blah blah, whine whine whine. Lemme fill ya in a little. Most lesbians won't date bi women because 9 times out of 10, the bi girl ends up with a guy. Not your fault. Its easier for you to be with a guy, what with society all anti homo and such. But seriously, can ya blame us for not dating ya? Oh, and nother little tip for ya. Cut yer damn nails. Seriously. I know ya wanna be all femmey an shit, that's cool with me. I dig femme chicks. Lots o dykes do. But where you see perfectly manicured shapely nails, a dyke sees a skewerd spleen. Know what I'm sayin? Ouch.
- And so it begins
Yesterday was the Big Gay Picnic. Which signals not only the beginning of Pride month, but also the beginning of summer festivities in general. If yesterday is any indication of what my summer is gonna be like, I'll be in rehab by labor day. Mark my words. Jebus.
The day started off innocently enough. Met the girls at Big Bird at 10am. And let me just note that they were a whole minute early! You go girls! lol. So, yeah, anyways. Met the girls. Rach drove cuz she rocks like that. We got to the picnic at like 10:30, quarter to 11. Somewhere round there. Got a ride up the hill from some guy named Jim. Which was cool, cuz the girls had a cooler and woulda been a bitch takin the shuttle. We get up the hill, say hi to some sofball chickas and set up our base of operation at one o the centralized picnic tables. Was a good choice, had a view of the stage and everything. Not that we watched any of the shows, but still. And so begins the drinking.
People started showing up around beer number 2, place was packed by beer 4. And then Vicki and her Jello shots. Egads. And then the traditional walk in the woods. So yeah, after that I was pretty much gone. I think the girls were pretty trashed too, lol. Which was fun as hell, cuz ya know they're the responsible type and rarely get shit faced.
All in all, the picnic kicked booty. Even tho I didn't get a number. Rat bastards. Did get to dance with my fav bartender tho. And got rainbow leighed. Course, she has a girlfriend, lol. Story of my life. Went to Donnys after the picnic. Bought shots for Beth and some other chick. No clue. BSd for a little, then took off, which was good cuz I was done. DONE! Dragged ass home and passed the hell out. And luckily slept straight through the hangover. Go me!